Every blog comment ever, summarized for your convenience.

• X is right, Y is wrong.
• Y is right, X is wrong.
• I'm right and everybody else is wrong.
• I'm right and you're stupid.
• No, I'm right and you're stupid.
• I'm educated and you're not.
• I'm not educated, but your point is wrong anyway.
• I'm right and you're not, and by inference, you were raised by wolves.
• (plagarize favorite news article here)
• It sucks to be you, and I'm great!
• *burp*
• Let's stop beating this dead horse.