Happy Holidays.

There is nothing wrong with the phrase. When I mean Merry Christmas, I will wish you one. When I mean Happy New Year, I will say so.

When I say Happy Holidays, I mean it. It includes Christmas, New Year, and whatever else you choose to celebrate in the next two weeks. It can even include your birthday, if your birthday falls within that window.

And if you don't celebrate any of this? Well same to you, bucko.

Tinnitus.

I keep hearing the phone...