Thursday, November 30, 2006

Question of the day.

Is it OK to be a weenie about the weather? It's not raining, it's not snowing; it's gorgeous and sunny but a touch windy and quite cold, but downright balmy compared to what other parts of the country get.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Question of the day.

How do you know how much the machine costs if you haven't bothered to spec it out? It won't cost $2K just because you say so.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Long weekend musings.

8-9 hours of sleep per night is a beautiful thing.

I'm thankful my family is not hung up on holidays. This means we can visit each other during less stressful and expensive times of the year.

Waiting in the cold and dark and braving the crush of shoppers is not worth the few dollars saved. Luckily, I have mountains of homework as an excuse.

Who needs turkey when you can have dim sum? And give me crispy chow mein any day.

Sean Connery is still the best Bond, Diana Rigg is still the best Bond girl, and "Live and Let Die" still has the best Bond opening song. That said, "Casino Royale" is thoroughly enjoyable and even has a plot despite the mushy bits.

Although I'm sorry I won't get to see "Flushed Away" this weekend, I'm glad I saw something.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Too much TV.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The West
The Inland North
Boston
North Central
The South
Philadelphia
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
Take More Quizzes

Question of the day.

Isn't the point of air guitar not to hear how you sound?

Monday, November 13, 2006

Advice for the day.

Never enter into a family cell phone plan if your family is not comprised of your dependents. It is a giant pain in the butt.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Question of the day.

Is the guy in the next cube covering his mouth when he coughs every other minute?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Question of the day.

What do you do to alleviate writer's block?

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Question of the day.

Why are so many people willing to eat chicken fingers but not chicken feet?

Monday, November 06, 2006

Statement of the day.

If you are able-bodied and in a six-storey building, you should not take the elevator down.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Statement of the day.

I can't wait for the elections to be over so the TV can go back to selling me junk food.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Question of the day.

When people say things really ought to be a certain way, at what point is it love for the human condition, and at what point is it arrogance?

Example 1: You have zero ability to tolerate alcohol. Your pal, who can tolerate alcohol, is having a wonderful (by all objective measures) glass of wine and insists you take a few sips. Either your pal is enjoying the experience and wants to share it with you so that you can experience what they're experiencing, or your pal is a wine snob and wants you to agree with him/her. Even though you'd probably get sick doing so.

Example 2: You are Hindu. Your pal, who is not Hindu, is enjoying a fantastic hamburger and wants you to have a bite. Same choices as #1, except for the wine snob part--this pal eats a lot of hamburgers. Even though it would violate all your principles to do so.

Example 3: You are from a non-democratic country. Your pal, who is from a democratic country, thinks your country really needs to be more democratic. You think your country really needs better infrastructure more than democracy at the moment. Either your pal loves his/her country so much he/she would like you to exactly have the same experience, or he/she is arrogant and thinks democracy is the only way the world should be run. Disregarding the fact that you're really proud of your own country.

Which is it?