Answer of the day.

No.

Question of the day.

Am I studying hard enough for Saturday's midterm?

The best investment advice.

After years of research, trial, and error, I have determined that the best way to build your portfolio is to write a best-selling book about investment advice.

Question of the day.

The press asks a candidate for political office if he/she knows the price of milk to demonstrate said candidate is out of touch with average people.

What would happen if the candidate replied that he/she doesn't know because they're lactose intolerant?

Quiz Time!

You've driven up to the bottom leg of a T intersection. Cross traffic does not stop. You have a stop sign. You normally turn right to get to Safeway. You want to go to Safeway. But today, they've closed the right arm and put up cones and signs to that effect. What do you do?

A) Turn left, go around the block, and turn into Safeway using another driveway.
B) Turn right and mow down the cones in front of the police station. Ignore the shouts of the other drivers as they tell you you're going the wrong way. (It's OK. You're in a minivan, so the laws of physics and the road don't apply to you.)
C) Make a U-turn into oncoming traffic in front of the police station and go back the way you came. (It's OK. You're in an SUV, so the laws of physics and the road don't apply to you.)

Question of the day.

Isn't it silly that trans fats have turned saturated fats from evil to good?

It's delicious.

J should be getting her birthday gift soon. It will probably arrive a few days after the actual date. This is fine. This will be the closest I've gotten it in years.

How much did it cost to send it? $6.66. Will it arrive on time and intact? With a price like that, does it really matter?