Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Dear Cricket of Cricket Magazine fame,

I adore you, Ladybug, and the whole gang. You put together a wonderful magazine that encouraged this young scientist to explore a whole world of literature.

Now, you and your ilk appear to be invading my home. Sluggo's relatives are leaving slime everywhere outside. I don't remember if there were any wasps in your gang, but they set up residence in an air vent. Once the Bee Man took care of the wasps, the aunties (ants) moved in. And don't get me started about the spiders.

Please stop. I love you guys, but as pen pals.

Best,
M

1 comment:

Z said...

That's what you get for living in California :P. Did you get mosquito bites during your recent trip to C?